just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just googled if crying burns calories
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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