I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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