Where did you get a picture of my penis
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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