you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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