we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
