"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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