Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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