She announced her abortion via fbk
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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