Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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