What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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