Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
