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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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