Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
