Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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