talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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