I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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