If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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