I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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