if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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