he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He has the fingertips of a God
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