So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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