i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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