when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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