i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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