I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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