i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
As shirtless as possible
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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