Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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