Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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