I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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