she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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