Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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