Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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