ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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