They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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