The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
