I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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