I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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