Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize