WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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