At least make sure they are 18
Why
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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