I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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