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he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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