There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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