Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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