think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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