If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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