when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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