Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
