I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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