i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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