I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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