no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
its not stalking. its research.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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