She is in my trunk
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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