Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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