YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
