Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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