why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Duck Duck Cougar?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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